peenies:

I hate shirtless white boys who think they’re doing humanity a favor if they call a girl beautiful go get high off your axe deodorant spray

(Source: extental, via trust)

spork:

Bad credit? No credit? First time buyer? First time baby? No legs? 8 legs? You a spider? Are you a Spider trying to buy a house?

(via bunsen)

"Sometimes it’s not about what you do but how you do.
Sometimes it’s not about what you say but how you say.
And sometimes it’s not about what you did but what you doing."
- HQLines (via hqlines)